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Chuck: Yes, my lamb, what is it?  My lamb?  Do you speak and I just

      do not hear you?  Or are you silent?  Which is it, foolish lamb?

      Which is it?

Lamb: You women are all alike!

Chuck: Me?

Lamb:(mimicking Chuck)Me?

Chuck:(mimicking Lamb mimicking Chuck)Me?

Lamb:(mimicking Chuck mimicking Lamb mimicking Chuck)Me?

Chuck:(mimicking Lamb mimicking Chuck mimicking Lamb mimicking Chuck)Me?

Lamb: Well, then.

Chuck: Hmm.  Hmm.

Lamb: Well, then.

Chuck: Tie my shoelaces.

Lamb: No!  Tie my shoelaces.

Chuck: Me.

Lamb: Me?

Chuck:(mimicking Lamb) Me?

Lamb:(pulls out knife) Now, how would you like having no fur?  Hmm?

Chuck: No, please, don't!

                             (Lamb shaves wool off of Chuck.)

Chuck: Humans!  I hate You!

Lamb: Ha-ha-ha!(pointing) You are pink!  Ha-ha!  Pink sheep!  Ha-ha!

Chuck:(pulls out knife) Ah-ha!  Now, how would you like having no skin?  Hmm?

                              (Chuck peels skin off of Lamb.)

Chuck: Ha-ha!  Red human!  Ha-ha!

Lamb:(gasp)

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